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10:00pm 24th Oct

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I juz got back from Sentosa with PX, XT, Prisc, Rusty and SQ... TOday wasn't that much fun... Wa spent most of the time waiting and stuff... The whole harborfront was and i think still is overruned by Indians... As if 3% of SG suddenly had a mad rush to shift their Little ***** to Sentosa....

Maybe it's their day off...


We arrived there at around 11+, we were welcomed by a few metre's long queue to take the bus to Sentosa.... We immediately came up with a smart plan to walk to Sentosa, but the plan was crapily foiled by the unfinished road works to Sentosa.... Man?!?! Wad the??!?! "Oh Well..." We went to Vivo city to walk around.... And seriously... It's nothing impressive.. They have freakin expensive stuff... Some popular brands But U can find them in a place called City Hall... We went to shops like Top-Shop, Zara etc. In our slippers short pants and some crappy t-shirt... LOL... Some shops haven't start their Biz yet... And their Arcade simply sucks... WHY?! Coz it's E-ZONE.. Wad's their newest game?? Para Para 2nd Mix.... WOAH!!! SO FREAKIN NEW!!! I SAW THE GAME JUZ 3YEARS AGO! And MASTERED IT IN 2months?! WOAH!!!

Ok.. enough of the sarcasm.... The place is juz basically a freakin overpriced place... U go there to get ripped off, Food Republic, $5 for Beef Nooddles? WTF.. And all the brands... Yea... IF U THINK U HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY TO KEEP! SPLURGE IT AT VIVO CITY TODAY!!

Ok... So after lunch and crappy arcading, we decided to get a cab to Sentosa... It freakin cute that even the Taxi-drivers are tryin their best to avoid the place... They rejected us... So we went off to queue with the bunch of chocos...

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So we eventually arrived... Apparently, bus rides to anywhere in Sentosa, from the station is flooded with chocolates, maids or cheenas... Ok... so??? Walk! And apaprently, we got lost.... Then we juz scrambled around... Finally!!! Arrived at the beach... It's interesting that SG split the beach into 2, and gave it 2 names Siloso & Palawan... In other Countries... The 2 beach combine is not even as big as any of their 1 beach... We found a place.. Settled down...

Here comes the interesting part..

Like i said earlier, the place is overruned by foreigners(in a polite manner) we saw interesting stuff... The main attraction wud be the chocs... Many were in long sleeves and formal pants with sandals, and some even wear leather shoes at the beach, there was this guy who was in BLAZER and a TIE too...Wad's with that??? Lata we saw indians hugging each other... Holding hands.... There were even obscenities, they posed half naked or some even in their underwear, like they were humpin each other... Wad's up with that???

We lata played this game called "Smelly Tortoise"(Chinese), and here are some of the great moments in the LOSER's FORFEITS

First up.. JingWei!!!


He was the centre of attraction to a group of Chocs... They all wanted to take pictures of this new talkin monument, one even placed his hand on his head and his friend took a picture... HOW COOL IS THAT?!






Now here's the group foto...











Next up!!! PEI XIN!!!


THe chocs actually walked away for a moment, but upon seeing this cute monument being constructed, they couldn't resist the temptation and still came back for a foto with us all in..








Alrite, here's the group foto... The Sulking Statue and the team of architects and workers behind this successful monument. Now... We can sell it for millions...








The game ended, afta a swim from coast to coast, we see even more OBSCENITIES... Indians clad in their underwear pacin around the little island opposite the Palawan shore... Then we saw a Cheena in WHITE UNDERWEAR!! Pacing around the sea.. I doubt he can swim... But it's freakin obscene... I can see the dark patch his pubic hair... He should be pulled off from the sea..... But u know wad's worst???? His WIFE JOINED IN... she took of her shirt, and went in.... Then they started hugging each other.... They look really old... So wad's up with that???

Ok so the Sentosa thing ended... We bathed and stuff.... Waste our time waiting for the crowd... Got to the MRT.... Parted with Prisc and PX...
Then we had a pretty nice dinner at Lau Pa Sat... Etc. Yea... We got home...

I was reminded of the release of my exam results... Not surprisingly... I got a B and 2 Fs.... wad Fs? Quatitative skills and Econs... But I'm pretty happy that my EL got b(70-79) Coz i got a C5 during my os... hahahz...

Got alot to chiong!!! Wa.. busy busy time..



Ok End...


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